Every Wednesday evening, the sound of bells rings out across my village as the local bell-ringers practice for the following Sunday....

I don’t know why, but most humans indulge in a daily ritual which leaves them feeling depressed. First, they turn on their television...

I have a wonderful talent for imitating the telephone ring. It has a two-tone note, but I’ve got it off to a tee. And this comes in very...

One of the things that I like to read each month are church magazines. And I like them, not just because they tell me what’s going on in...

My owner often says how lucky he is to live in the U.K. because it’s such a free country. He says that there’s no dictator or extremist...

My human owner has to change my water pot every day, or else it ends up as “parrot soup.” I like to drop tasty morsels into it to soften...

I recently looked out of the window and saw my group of humans sitting on a collection of round things joined by metal rods. Not only...

I’ve written before in a previous blog about how parrots come in all shapes and sizes, and just about every colour under the sun. We are...

Being a parrot, I have lots of time to reflect upon the world around me. And particularly the way the humans in my family go about their...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot My owner always lines the bottom of my cage with sheets of newspaper. And I always hope that he...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot We’ve got some good, hot, sunny weather at the moment. And it makes me feel good! After all,...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot You know, Life can seem like one giant lottery for both humans and parrots alike. If “luck” is...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot If you’ve ever met a parrot personally, then you will know that we all like to be told how...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot As a very zippy flyer myself, I love watching those grainy old film clips of humans attempting...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot I’m an irrepressible bird, so I love to go exploring around the house. And I always get very...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot If a new human visits our house, and I feel comfortable with them, I usually lift and then open...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot My friend Einstein, the African Grey, recently attended an international conference for the...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. Parrots are vain! Obsessed with having...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot I have a flaw in my character which I share with nearly all other parrots.Because I am totally...

The random thoughts of a Christian parrot When the weather’s nice, (and when the local Sparrowhawk isn’t doing its rounds), I sometimes...