The other night, I stole a chip from my owner’s dinner plate. It wasn’t the first time that I’ve done this, and I knew he wouldn’t be very pleased. What made it worse was that I had a preconceived plan. I waited until his attention was drawn to something on the television, and then I went in for a quick ‘smash and grab' before flying up onto a tall bookcase with my ill-gotten gain, where I knew he couldn’t reach me.

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